Hello my friends!
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Remember me? I had a whole thread dedicated to me several years ago on our other site. Yes, it's me, Kevin The Chicken.That's my pal Orwell standing next to me. He's an aspiring novelist with some slight Napoleonic tendencies. We love him, anyway. I know I speak for all chickens and roosters worldwide on the subject of whether or not killing us on Survivor is a good thing.
Let me answer that. But first, since the last time we communicated I've become the president elect of Happy Sanctuary Farms. A utopian world if ever there was one. Orwell was president before me, but those slight Napoleonic tendencies I mentioned, upended things. A bit.
But, I digress.
Chickens and roosters are smart. I mean look at me, for instance. I can type and make sentences rather than gibberish. That's better than every politician on earth. That puts me ahead of the game, right there. But I'm not the only famous and well read chicken. Not by a long shot. Did you know that Cleopatra had a pet Chicken named Romanus The Average? His nephew was a guy named Alexander. Supposedly he was 'great.' But, people love to inflate their importance.
the great philosopher Soccrates brought his beloved Rooster, Bathiate, everywhere with him. They often discussed with one another that great philosophical question;Which came first? The Chicken or the egg.
In fact,it was Bathiate who was meant to drink the poison Hemlock, but Socrates loved Bathiate the rooster so much he took the hit for him.
Then there is Eloise the Chicken. She crossed the Himalayas on her own, without the help of elephants. Unlike Hannibal, I might add.
Which reminds me of `Fightin' Gen. Jack Sanderson, a rooster who bravely fought at Shiloh. And though many a soldier was starving, they realized, although Jack was a rooster,he certainly was not a chicken on the battlefield. He retired a general. Rising from the rank of coronial.
I am particularly infatuated with the story of Camilla, the first being in space. Though she was disguised as a monkey in order to protect her identity as a spy/cosmonaut/cosmetologist/astronaut/AstroTurf inventor and astrophysicists. She is good friends with Dr. Brian May.
to circle our earth in a spaceship.
Though she was disguised as a monkey because at the time she was a double agent/cosmanaut/cosmatologist/astronaught/astroturf inventor and astrophysicist.
She is great friends with DR. Brian May.
Back on earth one of the greatest character actors of all time is Clucklus Fairbanks, a third cousin 43 times removed from the legendary actor Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.
Here is Clucklus Fairbanks in his role as `main 'rooster walking atop a stonewall being petted
by Queens Roger Taylor as portrayed by Ben Hardy. In this photo they are running lines and pepping with some method acting.
There are many more roosters and chickens I could tell you about, but I'm here to implore you to vote not to kill the chickens.
Or the rooster.
I prefer to take the diplomacy route first and foremost. But, be warned, our numbers are mighty, we are prepared.
We have conferred with our brilliant military strategist General Tsao Chicken.
Choose wisely, good friends
signed,
Pres. Kevin The Chicken/Rooster
